traaaaaa..vis is how we do.

8:45 - wake up feeling cold and empty inside. this void can only be filled by a cold one.
10:12 - jacob henry is knocking on my door. he's trying to escape the clutches of nicole wallace and the haunting reality of his recent edgebreak.
12:00 - grown men riding on dirt bikes in baltimore city. when you scream "12 o clock!", they do wheelies, hoot and holler.
12:01 - steve-o smashes the party, punching through windows, taking a punch to the nose like a man, and bleeding over EVERYONE including JT$
3:21 - yo darnell, it's jt money, rolling on dubs like it ain't even funny.
4:20 - two people making out. chad throws piss on them. punchline.
8:49 - is this your biddy?
9:28 - "he can put chocolate in his mouth, but he can't handle spit his face"
9:53 - in response : "if i saw her, i would spit in her face and tell her 'stop eating so much chocolate'"
10:30 - mind controlling snakes.